You Suck

Dear China Eastern Airlines,

First off, your seats are maybe big enough to fit a single 10-year old Chinese boy or girl at best. Second, if you are going to serve beverages make your fucking cups bigger so I do not need to get 3 shots of sprite to slightly, and I mean slightly, quench my thirst. Third, if your trays are going to be the size of a napkin than at least have the courtesy to make them stay in place so I do not need to hold my food plate to keep it from sliding onto the floor.

And finally, turn on and up the fucking air conditioner. It is bad enough I have to fit into your plane like a stuffed sausage and risk dehydration and on top of that I have to sweat my balls off and pray for the hatch to blow open to get some relief. Never more than 70 F (21.1 C for you bastards), ever.

Best Regards,