First Question--What exactly is Martha Stewart doing on this site? Good question.
I have to admit that I tragically enjoyed reading about Martha's Electronic Monitoring Bracelet (Monklet as I like to call it) and its unfortunate and imminent departure from her ankle.
Second Question--Which one is Martha? Has she been cloned? Great Question.
Holy Shit. Martha has cloned herself. For reference Martha 2 is called "Susan Lyne" and she holds the placeholder position of CEO at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia. This clearly has the making of a Bond movie from the perfect Ernst Stavro Blofeld in Martha to the evil corporate structure and finishing it off perfectly with the assorted henchman team of "Susan Lyne" and Mark Burnett. I only wish this was a movie instead of real life and even worse, a reality show.
The only good thing that came out of this story was my discovering the Ask Martha section of her website as this might provide me with reasons to be annoyed for years to come. Or at least until our Auric Goldfinger attacks again..Oprah.
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