Today I was visiting Rush Limbaugh's website to see if he had any official statement regarding his recent incident at the Palm Beach International Airport. If you are unaware of this, Rush happened to get caught flying back from the Dominican Republic with a bottle of Viagra and the problem is that his name was not on the bottle and this is a) illegal and b) potentially violates his plea deal regarding his OxyContin arrest. Whoops. Figuring their must be some logical and left wing conspiracy to this I decided to stop by Rush Limbaugh and his Excellence in Broadcasting site.And although the "truth" had yet to be posted I ran across these two gems. Enjoy them you left wing commies--
Rush 24/7 Adopt-A-Soldier Program
I know the above is a very generous program which must benefit a lot of real people out there including soldiers. You can also stop by the Rush Store and pick up some "Club Gitmo" wear including the following--
Nothing beats the truth does it? Except of course the OxyContin/Viagra highball I am working off right now.
4 comments:
We can only hope.
However, I am sure if he gets something it will be due to a left-wing nutjob.
I think your use of "nutjob" might be pun of the week.
Very nicely done, sir!
Rush is the devil. Be careful not to make too much fun of him or he'll end up making an example of you with his nation of zombies.
I would rather deal with Rush than old Bill O. Rush to me is like the old conservatinve republicans--they only want to screw the poor and help the rich.
Where Bill is like the new christian republicans who wants to screw everyone but themself.
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