Brilliance...Almost

Recently I was in Vegas at the lovely/overcrowded/poorly run McCarran International Airport and saw a stroke of near brilliance. In the baggage claim area next to the wash rooms and water fountains there was something I had never seen before...a complimentary Purell Hand Sanitizer station! I am happy to admit that I am a little obsessed with hand sanitizers and the idea of them in public places is beyond fantastic. So based on this stroke of good luck I decide to go into the filthy public restrooms (I never do) and then get a drink of water from the equally germ filled water fountain. After this I walk over to the Purell dispenser and, and....it is out...bone dry. Now I am stuck with filthy hands and a poorer taste left in my mouth.

Memo to Purell and McCarran International Airport - Do Not Dick Tease Me Again, Ever. Fuckers.

Enjoy the heat...

$20.00 to the first one who proves his rapture!

Hello FBI

Yesterday, Mr. Rick Renzi, United States Congressman, First District of Arizona (3rd term), received a visit at his family's business (His wife's insurance agency) by his friendly local FBI agents who needed to search for some documents pertaining to an ongoing investigation regarding a 2005 land swap deal with business associates.

Today, Mr. Rick Renzi "temporarily" stepped down from the House Intelligence Committee.

However, the most interesting part of all this is that he has 13 god-dam children! 13 children and he is under 50 (48)! 13 children and 12 start with the letter R! 13 children and I would look to get my ass thrown in prison too.

See Knee-Jerk....

Or just regular jerk. Chicago Tribue columinst and ESPN 1000 braodacaster Steve Rosenbloom has always seemed like an idiot to me in general. The fact that most of his columns or "Rosenblogs" utilize 3-4 catch phrases over and over again ("Your table is ready") it not only repetitive but also the worst example of a guy who thinks he is far wittier than he actually is.

I can point to a bunch of examples but this week he referred to both the Cubs & Sox's 2nd game of the season as being "Make or Break". That is right, game 2 of 162 is that crucial! When Lilly pitched a great game he could not simply acknowledge it the next day as he instead had to mockingly refer to him as Cy Young bound Lilly. And after Vasquez got rocked he went on and on about how they are in for a long season. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Sox but come on, how can a 90 win team be in trouble after going 0-2.

Steve Rosenbloom. Your table has never been and will never be ready. Go back to writing your 1 paragraph report about poker in the Tribune and shut the fuck up regarding sports.